1, I am on the couch watching TV, his wife wrapped in towels to sit on my lap, fascinating and charming to say: “Grandpa, you have a small woman, right?” I deliberately Zuohuaibuluan: “Do not, my uncle Today, no money! “Wife:” What about the money, as long as cool a little woman on the line, and afterwards make a IOU! “I have this matter halo ~~~~~ outstanding loans!
2, I hold up my wife with one hand on the chin, provocative, said: “little girls, came in to sing my uncle got the right stuff it!” His wife put my hand a shot: “Ke Guan, please put some respect, Little woman I do not prostitute entertainer! “surprise! This muzzle on the next hit!
3, I bath in bed reading, my wife came out from the bathroom a Ehupusi my pressure in the body, face grim, said: “Hey, little brother looks good, little woman, today I want to Chang Changxian!” I swear to protests. I do not see from his wife, instead gently said: “Grandpa, you’re from a small woman, right?” I said: “Give me a reason to be!” Wife Zeiyan Diliu a turn: “The little woman just out of prison release, too dirty for years did not open it! “my mother, this is justified, not from the truth did not break!
4, my wife asked me: “You men always say women Mensao, Mensao What does it mean?” I said: “Mensao is dignified appearance, the inner meaning of hot!” His wife asked: “What do you think I count? “I pretended to be carefully looked at her about it, then shook his head:” You is not! “his wife nodded:” I think it is, I should belong to the next show. “laughing my heart:” accurate and not full! “wonder wife a: “What?” I proudly replied: “You belong to the whole show!” sweat ~~~~~~~ This is a small Dayton could not stand to play it!
5, one night to accompany clients to KTV home late, just joined the family that his wife slept, and then crept to the bathroom shower. Just naked, my wife suddenly appeared, shouted sternly: “Do not want to destroy the evidence?” I was shocked, quickly said: “No, no, I have swords and guns out of storage before it!” Wife hehe grin two sound, touch live my hand jj: “ah, the gun has not lost, but I did a little check bullets!” Boy, this is also a way to check? She did not sleep is to a Bansu this?
6, my wife like all good things, including the handsome boys & girls, the greatest pleasure to accompany my wife shopping around to me is that she will be collecting handsome boys & girls for viewing. A shopping tired, we sat before the window of Starbucks to enjoy the beautiful River line. While his wife to enjoy while peering innocently asked me: “whom you so much beautiful night sharing a bed that way?” I was surprised to stare at her answer: “pervert!” His wife is also very surprised: ” ah? Would not it cheaper to those predators now? “I could laugh and cry, playing a bit with your fingers in her head:” cheap your head Yeah! all day thinking about what you say you do? Naodai sorghum Hanako! I said you pervert ! “” Oh! “Sidongfeidong wife nodded, said something angry and hurt my liver’s words:” Then I slept with them, whom you sleep? “silent … … I would also like their sleep, you I shall not waste it?
7, once made a small fortune, home to fling the envelope toward his wife: “Dolls, performed well last month, which is the reward for your tip uncle!” His wife a money eyes look, holding Dian Ledian envelope, hugged me, “Baji” Qinliaoyikou, fascinating and charming to say: “Thanks Grandpa, wait a good uncle is a small woman’s part, uncle you often come here!” I foolishly nodded: “Oh, certainly must! “Well, just one pair of mandarin ducks dew!
8, there is sucked into the cool breeze on his wife hiccup problems. Hiccup on one evening from work into family name, I asked with concern: “Is it drank the wind?” His wife so loaded sighed sadly: “do not drink the wind, how to do it? You have good days did not patronize small woman, and not the proceeds from a small woman, had Hexibeifeng it! “I think two or three days this did not House of Love and his wife, so he came all hands up. Beginning with the pretty wife, a critical moment, but stopped short: “Well, I still continue to drink the wind it!” I am a bit puzzled: “Why?” My wife smiled: “Some old friends not to go, do not convenient it! “I say, these days how she so rules!
9, a Saturday, my wife normal rest, I have to work overtime. This morning stalker guy touching me a lot, and then contented to sleep, full of tired I have to go to the company. I said hello to her about the bedroom, his wife behind to the sentence: “Lord, Gan Minger, come here!” I nodded: “Come on!” “Ah?” Thanks to my quick response: “dare morrow Come on! come tonight! “” This is like it! go, a small woman to sleep! “ooh … tiger … with his wife as partners, not really slow response!
